May 2013
whostolefromthecookiejar:
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hali-gan:
Struggling to Care About Heterosexual Romance: a chronicle of watching mainstream movies with straight people
confidentandthin:
sir-pyllero:
hankler-fish:
blainestorm:
ckweek:
squidkneee:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
It...
peregrin-fool-of-a-took:
221bec:
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
dissecttheworld:
The first time I saw this I got really confused. Garnet had been protective of Steven, hinting at her belief in his potential, so I thought that this was just her scolding him or being generally cold.
BUT THEN I REALIZE THE REASON SHE’S SAYING THIS IS SO THAT STEVEN COULD COME UP WITH A COMEBACK. THIS LINE IS INSURANCE. THATS WHY SHE SAID “You did it” WHEN STEVEN MAKES THE...
spabes:
F A
if you’re evil and you’re on the rise
Bb
you can count on the
F
four of us takin you down
A
cause we’re good and evil never beats us
Bb
we’ll win the fight and go out for pizzas
F
we
A
are the crystal gems
Bb
we’ll always save the day
Bb
and...
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought