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sasshleysimpson:

Went to Mayfest with these babes tonight. It was totally tight butthole.

Ah friends.

so I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday at 1 o’clock, after that i went shopping for a little bit and went home to sleep and when I woke up at 12 am and no longer needed my pain pills *flexs*

(Source: empiregrotesk, via catsfurever)

(Source: thelastenemythatshallbedestroyed, via thundercuntkicker)

my contribution

TELL ME I’M CUTE.

winterlark:

if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not

(via psybee)

It’s super nice outside so I’ll be writing on the patio today :D

pitbull attack

too lazy to take off sticker must eat around it
I haven’t had straight bangs since I was like 6.

"I’m not mad, that’s just how my face is."

- Native American proverb (via kjacqueline)

(via mocosyamores)

Skatin’ drank.